5 Reasons You Need a Disease

Diseases aren't always a bad thing to get. Here are five reasons why it's a good idea to give and share a good dose of syphilis.

1. It’s a great discussion starter – There’s nothing like breaking the ice with a vivid image of herpes sitting on your sofa.
2. It makes people laugh – Yes, it does to the point of no return.
3. It speaks for you – If you’re not sure how to tell someone one they have bad breath, send them some Bad Breath (porpheromomas gigivalis) in a Petri dish.
4. It makes people feel better – sick people will feel much better knowing what the disease that’s making them sick looks like. Coming face to face with influenza will make them feel less threatened and put their immune system into kick butt gear.
5. Good educational tool - teach those you love all about some nasty germ and let them play with it. They will always remember where e. coli comes from and what it can do you.

You may think this is insane, but once you have seen the brilliance of Giant Microbes® you too will come to love a good dose of venereal diseases and other such microbials. You can see the whole gang at the official GiantMicrobes® website.